Reblogged from joanegbert  6,430 notes
Posted 19, May, 2013

impulsesoundscrashtome:

timoteilsd:

Also, I think she’s just unbearably sweet for the duration of Ed, Edd n Eddy’s Hanky Panky Hullaballoo. I mean, she didn’t even aggressively pounce on Ed or anything, but instead, she just made a lovely little Valentine’s Day card for him.


//”And double d had made that card for Nazz- a ‘pretty, popular’ girl but when he saw May all sad he gave it to her to make her feel better.”//

Reblogged from cannibaldorito  107,728 notes
Posted 19, May, 2013
  • You:

    hi

  • Stranger:

    hey

  • You:

    wanna cyber

  • Stranger:

    Depends are you a girl? ;)

  • You:

    ya

  • Stranger:

    And okay then, you start?

  • You:

    i come into ur bedroom

  • You:

    and ur sleeping

  • You:

    and i crawl under your blanket

  • Stranger:

    I'm still asleep

  • You:

    u feel me pulling down ur pants

  • You:

    and u wake up and smile

  • Stranger:

    I kiss you gently, still sleepy

  • You:

    then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed

  • You:

    cutting off your penis

  • Stranger:

    wait

  • You:

    THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME

  • Stranger:

    Then what...?

  • You:

    I HATE YOU

  • Stranger:

    I didn't cheat

  • You:

    you bleed to death in your bed

  • Stranger:

    i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok

  • You:

    nobody ever knows what happened

  • You:

    i flee to mexico with your Mercedes

  • You:

    the end

  • Stranger:

    I have a mercedes?

  • You:

    not anymore faggot

  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

Reblogged from manicalsquid  107,035 notes
Posted 19, May, 2013

Words to keep inside your pocket:

  • Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
  • Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
  • Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
  • Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
  • Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
  • Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
  • Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
  • Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
  • Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
  • Billet-doux - a love letter. 
  • Redamancy - act of loving in return.