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Cooler Than You

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: pahaari)

awolcas:

there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives

(Source: cvintbarton)

racingbarakarts:

my sim comes back as a ghost every night at 11:30 to hug his son

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

bevsi:

draws countless AUs, new outfits, different hairstyles, changes ages, personality swaps, redesigns, makes up headcanons that realistically would not happen in canon: cool

draws a character with darker skin or even with a different body type: HOW DARE U MESS WITH CANON OMGgGg??

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

the-rain-monster:

soft-goth-ryou:

carnivaldog:

gameandwatch:

dirtycartunes:

wtf

how are you getting that much momentum on the third kick

Because of swinging that head around real fast. Same effect as a whip.This is super badass, goddang.

These are so hard to pull off

I like his solid landing on his left foot.

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other, not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit.

(Source: learning2swim)

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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